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Oh joy!! A page full of random junk!

Me, Carli, and Alesha are so random. So, naturally we draw a lot of random things on yahoo doodle. This is what happens when we get bored. Hope you like the pictures. I know I do. haha

hahaha. My drawing for Carli.
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T'is a guy with fire for hair, cuz carli is a pyromaniac.

hahaha. Carli's lovely drawing.
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It's Pam taping me and Kim. I'll explain..

Ok, so, not too long ago, me and Kim were at her Granny Bear's house. Well, Kim was about to be yelled at by Miss Connie, Aunt Laura, haha, basically everyone. So, then Coach Larive walks in, and the house becomes loud and stuff, and Kim is like "C'MON GERT! THIS IS THE PERFECT ESCAPE!!" We ran out the house. hahaha. Well, Kim is on her bike and I am running, and the first thing we run to that could get us out of sight quickly was the alley by my neighbor's house. Needless to say, this is the neighbor that doesn't like me. lmao. Well, Kim is halfway down the alley, and I am just passing up the neighbor's house. So, Kim calls me back to me "Hey Gert. That's enough running for you for a week!" And I'm like "What?" So, she says "This is enough running for you for one week!" And I'm all "hahaha, well, for now, BUT NOT DURING MARCHING SEASON!!" Well, Kim laughs. We get to the end of the alley and stuff and Kim is like "Oh, you know Pam was taping us, right?" and I'm like "WHAT?!" And I turn around, and I see Pam in the middle of the alley with that damn videocamera. I was SO mad. It was so not cool. Well, it was a bunch of drama. And Carli found the story funny, so she drew that picture.

hahaha.
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This was the original picture...

mwahaha
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Carli's interpretation of my picture.

ok, so, I figure you guys need a little bit of background info on this one. Well, I had the first picture as my display picture on yahoo one day. Well, Carli was like "hey cool pic" So, she tried to draw it. So yeah. T'is a great picture, huh?

ahaha. The lovely titanic scene.
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Psycho drawing. ahaha. I am on the door, and Alesha is in the water. She's like gimme the damn door!

What inspired this drawing?
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I said something random, and Alesha fell out of her chair.. I forgot what, though.

hahaha.. Me and my future husband.
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lmao. I am going to marry my mayonnaise. hahahaha. and we have blue mohawks!!!

hah! Well, Alesha was upset or something..
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So, I cheered her up with my dude that has the psychoest smile in the world.. ahaha.

hahaha.
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It's me... with a candy cane in my nose.

ok. this definitely needs an explanation.
Well, something or other was going on, because Alesha was all not happy and stuff. And, at the time, I was eating a candy cane, and I was scratching my nose... Well, I was like, in an attempt to make her laugh, "Oh dude, I have a candy cane in my nose." hahaha. So, I then tried to draw it.. It was great.

HAH!
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My soup... Story below.. heh heh

mmkay. I bet you're all dying to know "wtf is the soup about?!" First off, IF YOUR SOUP EVER LOOKS LIKE THAT, THROW IT AWAY!!! It cannot be healthy if the green vegetables look like they are glowing... hahahaha. Well, me and Katie were talking about my soup, crackers, and cheese in a can.. I was like.. "I want crackers with cheese in a can." and we had a whole big conversation on that. Well, I said I wanted a cracker with cheese in a can on it in my soup... and since my soup was alphabet soup, I drew my soup and wrote "SOP" to be the alphabet... and the random thing below SOP is the cracker with cheese in a can on it... and the stuff around the soup is some ghettoness Katie drew. hah. lovely, eh?

hahahahaha!
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It's a lobster.. with mayonnaise and butter. OOOH!

It's Hermit the Crab!!!
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Alesha's retardo little drawing to try and make me smile and stuff.

Carli's packman
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hahahaa.

Alesha's packman
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Explanation below.

Ok.. On yahoo, I was talking to Alesha and Carli and they were talking to each other.. Well, they drew a packman in their conversation on doodle, and they were both telling me about it. So then I'm like AHH! The confusion, because they both start drawing it in their convos to me, and I was getting so CONFUZZLED! lol. Twas funny.

hahahaha!
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It's Mrs. Booth.. I'll explain..

ok.. Well, for those who don't know, me and Alesha have the same science class together and we pass notes to each other all the time since she moved us and doesn't let us talk anymore... Well, Alesha had a random thought of Mrs. Booth having cancer and being bald, and we were cracking up SOOOO bad. Well, today, we're passing notes in her class, and there's this inside joke thing between us about a bowling ball.. Well, we were talking about inertia on a soccer ball and a bowling ball, and when mrs. booth says bowling ball, we both look up with this retarded look on her face.. So, Alesha passes me a note "Dude. picture mrs. booth with a big shiny bowling ball head." hahahaha! We were cracking up so bad. And we were just talking about random things like that. Then I was like "oh, picture her with a big HUMONGOUS head on her body.." So, Alesha draws me a picture of like this big balloon head thing on like a 1 inch body. It was sooo funny!! Well, yeah, we tend to let our minds wander in that class.

hahaha.
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Alesha popped a cherry. dun dun dun.

haha. the ghetto comic strip.
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I was not happy, so alesha drew me before, then her, then me after... :D

Germain the Gecko
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I have no idea about this.. Ask Alesha.

hahaha.
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IT'S HITLER!

hahaha. Ok, Germain reminded me of Germany, which reminded me of Hitler. Well, I like drawing random faces, and there's this one face I drew in science one day, it was an angry man face, and it was funny, so I named it Hitler. Yeah.. and stuff. This is the product of me and alesha's boredom. heh.

uhhh.
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Some random dude with wings. I like his hat..

HOT DOG!
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haha. yeah. The mayo is $9, the hot dog is $1. It's high quality mayonnaise!!!

hah
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It's ze popcorn. Just a random picture. haha

hahaha.
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For the story behind this, scroll down.

ok. So, I'll tell you all about this little inside joke, because you're all cool enough to know. So, in fifth grade, our fifth grade class went to LSNC (Louisiana Science and Nature Center), and Carli and I rode with Travis and his dad on the way there. And we were just doing random things the whole way there. And I saw this truck, and it said on a big 18-wheeler thingie, wide turn. well, I accidentally said turd. So, Carli and Travis started laughing really hard at me. I was like "I DIDN'T SAY WIDE TURD! I SAID WILD TURD!" lmao. So, it's now our little inside joke. oh the days of fifth grade *tear*

teh most recent
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yes indeedio

The most recent... I had gotten home from school, and we had to go outside for band, and I had my uniform on instead of different clothes when we were outside. Well, I got on and was talking to Carli, then I was like DUDE! I smell.. So she told me to go take a bath. But I didn't feel like it because I knew I'd be outside later. So, she drew the above picture, I thought it was funny, so I saved it. :D

OOOOH!
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It's the MAYONNAISE!

IT'S THE MAYONNAISE! It will go wonderfully on my sexy SAMMICH! :D Sam and Alesha I *heart* you kids. =D For those who don't know, I have an obsession with mayonnaise, because it's a funny word. See the mayonnaise page to learn more.

Hope you enjoyed it, kids.

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