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These are some interesting quotes and stuff that I like...

I like quotes and stuff. I like funny stuff and thoughtful stuff. But since funny is better, I'll save that for last..

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, a lone amateur built the ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

God made family to comfort, but he made friends to understand.

30 years from now, it isn't going to matter what shoes you wore, what your hair looked like, or the pair of jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned, and how it helped you to get where you are.

You have to accept the past to change the future.

For others to love you, you must first love yourself.

He who aims at nothing, always hits it.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, it will land among the stars.

The most unfortunate thing to happen to a person that fears failure is that he limits himself by becoming afraid to try anything new.

Hope is not lost just not yet found.

Friendship isn't something you learn in school. If you haven't learned it, then you really haven't learned anything at all.

The thing about life is that you must survive. Life is going to be difficult, and dreadful things will happen. What you do is move along, get on with it, and be tough. Not in the sense of being mean to others, but being tough with yourself and making a deadly effort not to be defeated.

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Happiness doesn't mean everything is perfect, it just means that you have learned to look past the imperfections.

A word of encouragement during a failure, is better than an hour of praise after a success.

Don't forget to always have humor in your life, for humor is the greatest medicine of the heart.

You only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough.

The choices we make today, affect the outcome of tomorrow. Choose carefully, as you can never go back to yesterday.

When something slips through your fingers, only then do you realize how precious it is.

A perfect life can only be lived after you make imperfect decisions.

If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.

Make those near you happy, and those who are far will come.

When you step on the ledge of all the light you have left, and you take that first step into the darkness of the unknown, you believe one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for you to step upon, or you will learn how to fly.

The glass is never half empty of half full, it is just too big for what is in it.

It only rains on people who create the storms.

Always stand up for what's right, even if it means standing alone.

Seasons change as people do, be as flexible as the wind, but stand for what you are.

You are the only you there will ever be, so make yourself known.

You have not lived a perfect day, unless you have done something for someone else who will never be able to repay you.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Those cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

There are no paths to choose in life, I believe we make our own.

Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.

Life is a challenge, and only those who live up to the challenge know what it means to live.

No one is good at everything, but everyone is good at something.

The wisest follow their own direction.

I would much rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for someone that I am not.

Be who you really are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

You have to be yourself. Be open and honest about who and what you are. And if people still like you, fine. If they don't, that's their problem.

Knives hurt the most when they're in the back.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Every path will have at least one puddle.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others, than what others say about him.

You miss 100% of oppurtunities NOT taken, so why not try?

Most people look up and admire the stars, but a champion climbs a mountain and grabs one.

Beauty fades. Your spirit is forever.

Live your life as though you're going to die tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live forever.

Mistakes are for those who want to be perfect.

Ability is what you can do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

Dance as if no one is watching, sing as if no one is listening, and live each day as if it were your last.

To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person, you could mean the world.

That's all I feel like adding for right now.. YAY! Time for funny.

I think this picture is funny...
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So I added it.. Hah. Hope you can read it. ;)

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
 
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, it has a dark side, and it holds the world together.
 
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
 
If worms had guns, birds wouldn't mess with them.
 
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
 
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
 
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
 
Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off..
 
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
 
"If I had a penny for every brain you don't have, I'd have one penny." -Kim Kennedy
 
No guy is worth your tears, and when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
 
I'm not weird, I'm gifted.
 
Just something stupid between me and Kim that happened last year:
Kim: "I'm too smart for gifted."
me: "But you're not smart."
Kim: "I'm smart in a stupid way!"
 
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
 
When life hands you a lemon, go find a kid with a paper cut!
 
When life hands you a lemon say, "Oooo! I like lemons, what else ya got?!"
 
"When life hands you an orange, eat it." - Kim
 
I used to have schizophrenia. We're ok now.
 
I knew I was a nut the day that squirrel started looking at me funny.
 
I'm the normal one. It's the rest of the world that's strange!!!
 
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
 
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some really good ideas.
 
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
 
Inscription on a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!!"
 
She got her good looks from her father. He is a plastic surgeon.
 
Guys are like slinkies. It's always fun to watch them fall down stairs.
 
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.
 
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.
 
I'll try anything once. Twice if I like it.
 
This one is retarded, but it made me laugh...:
"Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God."
 
Another funny one:
"NO OFFICER, THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!!"
 
In some cultures, what I do is considered normal.
 
Female drivers, no survivors, if you don't like the way we drive, get off the sidewalk.
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, the sugarbowl's empty, just like your head.
 
Sometimes my mind doesn't just wander, it leaves completely.
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I!
 
My invisible friend thinks you have some major issues.
 
I'm not a COMPLETE idiot... Some parts are missing.
 
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
 
They say behind every great guy, there's a great girl. Well, behind every great girl, there's a guy staring at her butt.
 
It's funny until someone gets hurt.... Then it's hilarious.
 
There are a lot of fish in the sea... But some of them are sharks.
 
I knew there was something wrong with me when my imaginary friends wouldn't play with me.
 
You're just jealous, because the voices are talking to me.
 
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
 
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
 
OMG! You killed Alesha!!! How much do I owe you? (Haha, I *heart* you herman!!)
 
Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.
 
Last night I dreamed that I ate a 10 pound marshmallow, then I woke up, and half my pillow was gone.
 
Don't follow me, I don't know where I'm going.
 
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be on out on its own.
 
I'm not full of balogna!!! I'm full of pancakes. :D
 
My train of thought keeps crashing.
 
First I heard voices, now I see faces.
That's all for now.

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