Random Junk... TWO!

1)Don't ever lie to us we always find out - psht. I'm too dumb for all that.
2)We don't enjoy talkin nasty to you as much as you enjoy listening - I didn't get what this one said
3)Don't say you understand when you don't - no, just don't.
4)Girls are pretty but yours is the prettiest - hahahahaha. *laughs* If my guy ever told me that, I would laugh, hysterically.
5)You don't have pms so don't act like you know what it's like - so true.
6)Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, and doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook. - ok, maybe not with me...
7)Size doesn't matter,only to ho's and not girls who want relationships - heh heh heh.
8)We don't like it when you act like "Mr. Big". - definitely not. guys that act like asses make me want to wring their necks.
9)A system in your car can only impress your homeboys, not us! - ok, that might not be true. *cough*
10)no matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a ho - ok, not necessarily.. Wouldn't you feel stupid if his ex girlfriend was a friend of yours?! YES!!!
11)It's good to be sensitive (sometimes) - all the time.
12)IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE SERIOUS (When the times show for it) - yes, very much, but I have to have a guy that is as immature as I am. Just remember, running down my street could get you arrested.

13)If you did something wrong, or even if you didn't, apologize for it - ok, if you didn't do anything wrong, then why APOLOGIZE?!
14)Be original, a dinner and a movie won't always cut it - Dinner and a movie is fine by me. If 1. he pays and 2. I like the movie
15)We're self-concious by nature we can't help it - psht. I am NOT that self conscience. If I were, I wouldn't do half the stuff I do.
16)We're drama queens - no, I am not.
17)Fashion police DO EXIST!!! - No. If so, I haven't been given a ticket yet. So.. HAH!
18)We don't care about monster trucks, car systems, paint ball, or anything else you and your friends talk about - Monster trucks, car systems, paint ball, and all that is awesome, thank you. Whoever made this up is too much of a girly-girl for me.
19)Hugs and kisses must be given at all times - ok, no. Just. No. PDA is aggravating.
20)We don't shave our legs everyday, so get over it. - Nope. I haven't shaved for almost a week now. hahaha. I should shave more often. :p
21)Don't make bets about us, we always find out. - I couldn't care less.... Why would someone be betting on me in the first place?
22)SHAVE~ no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or mustache looks, we hate it. ok, I think if my dude had a big mountain-man beard it would be the coolest thing EVER. lmao.
23)Even if you think it's cool to burp, fart or emitt any other strange gasses from your body...it's not. - Dude, yes it is. You people have no sense of humor.
24)Don't compare our boobs with Pamela Anderson's, her's are STILL some-what fake (just remember that)You have a better shot with ours than you ever will with hers. - Don't even compare me to Pamela Anderson. I will never look anything like Pamela Anderson. And I'm perfectly fine with that. But if anyone EVER compares me to Pam Anderson or any other celebrity that is "hot", they are going to be kicked.
25)we are beautiful at all times - YOU might be beautiful at all times, but I'm not.
26)We will always think we're fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't - Well yeah. I am what I am.
27)You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell cant you piss in a toilet and not on it!?! - They have bad aim. =P
28)most importantly, we're always right so don't forget it! - I'm not always right... Man, double you tee eff?

If you were special enough, I probably already mailed this to you...