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ok... There's this song I made awhile ago,
it is called Mayonnaise... And we all know the song "Goodies" by Ciara. Well, I made up a new version, that is WAY better,
and it goes like this...
My mayonnaise, my mayonnaise, my mayonnaise, not my mayonnaise OW!!
I
bet ya want my sammich,
Bet ya thought about it,
Ya wanna eat my sammich,
CUZ IT'S GOT MAYONNAISE ON IT!!
Lookin for the mayonnaise,
Keep on lookin' cuz it stays in the jar
OH! OH! OH! OH!
| Dude, I took this picture at Rouse's. |
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| I was in Heaven down THIS aisle. |
The Story Behind It:
Ok, during Marching Season (*tear*), at our first home game, during the
third quarter, when we get third quarter off, I found a random pack of mayonnaise. Well, since me and Alesha find the word
mayo so funny (because mayo is involved in my made up word: rofflamayo), we thought it was hilarious. So, I made this song
up. And I was like whooooo. Mayonnaise. And I made it up. And we found it so funny. Yes, I know people happen to like the
original version of Goodies, but when I sing it, and they don't like it, I know it pisses them off, and I love that... Because
I don't care what anyone thinks. If they've got a problem with me, they can bite me, and that's just how I feel and stuff...
heh.
Oh, and this page was made because 1. Sam gave me the idea and 2. because
Peter was singing it at his school [MCHS] and some chick tried to steal it and say it was hers AND IT'S NOT!!! It's the property
of Gertrude Acosta. And this is proof!!! I'm gonna try to get a picture of mayonnaise later, because mayonnaise kicks butt!!
| hahaha. MAYONNAISE! |
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| Industrial-sized mayonnaise... my lovely christmas gift from Alesha. |
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